Hackerman's Hacking Tutorials

The knowledge of anything, since all things have causes, is not acquired or complete unless it is known by its causes. - Avicenna

Who is this guy?

I am Parsia, I try to do application security most days. I am currently taking a sabbatical and doing some contract work.

2024-Present: Senior Offensive Security Engineer at Microsoft.

2022-2024: Sabbatical. Dev contract work for a static analysis tool that automatically generates an OpenAPI spec from the backend source code. Some security research, mainly static analysis and Rust. See Personal Semgrep Server in Rust, semgrep-rs: Rust crate to interact with Semgrep, and some tree-sitter stuff.

2019-2022: Senior Security Engineer at Electronic Arts. I worked on many internal and external product (mostly videogames) and services. Realistic video of me hacking videogames at work.

2013-2019: Associate Consultant to Senior Security Consultant at Synopsys Software Integrity Group via the 2016 Cigital acquisition.

Major Presentations

Who is Hackerman?

Hackerman is a character from the movie Kung Fury. He is the greatest hacker of all time and can hack people through time. He also hacks with a Nintendo Power Glove like me. His cheesy hacking tutorial.

"I trust this man, he has a power glove."

Anonymous Electronic Arts Vancouver Employee
I actually have a working Nintendo Power Glove. I actually have a working Nintendo Power Glove.

What is This Website?

This website is my security research and notes. It doubles as my cheat sheet and knowledge base along with parsiya.io. I look up pages or send links to this website at least a few times every day. It's part of my brand. You don't wanna be the other guy from Wham!

What does "Don't be The Other Guy from Wham!" Mean?

Wham! was a popular UK music duo. Most people remember one of its members, George Michael. No one remembers the other guy, Andrew Ridgeley. Write a blog, don't be afraid to promote yourself (if you have the time). It's worth it.

Goals in Progress:

Done and Dusted:

Gone to The Dogs: